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You're Not the Only Bear I Fisted
I wore my leather chaps to the Eagle The bouncer said, 'Queen, you aren't legal.' So I said, 'No really, I'm 29 and if you let me in, I can do you from behind.' The bouncer said, 'Boy, you wanna top me? I'm huge and hairy, can't you see?' 'Just drop your pants, Sir,' I insisted 'You're not the only bear I fisted.'
You say I'm limp-wristed But you're not the only bear I fisted! You say I'm limp-wristed But you're not the only bear I fisted!
I wore my vinyl suit to the Cock Some guy said I looked like Dr. Spock That flaming trekkie was cute but snotty So I said, 'Bend over and I'll beam you up, Scotty.' He looked at my crotch and said, 'You don't have the power, Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com You must live long to prosper from a golden shower.' I said, 'Don't get your boxers twisted, You're not the only bear I fisted.'
You say I'm limp-wristed But you're not the only bear I fisted! You say I'm limp-wristed But you're not the only bear I fisted!
I wore my skinny jeans to the Phoenix Some furry guy said, 'You don't have a penis.' 'Sure I do, but whatever, let's not talk semantics Take off your clothes and I'll get my hand slick.' So he took out his dick and I said, 'No, turn around.' And I got out a glove and lube by the pound. He growled and he roared and his glasses got misted. He's not the only bear I fisted.
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