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The Wet Spots
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Smack My Bottom
It's a little singalong song Are you all warmed up, you ready to sing along, folks? Alright, you can do it if you want
Dick and Jane were on a date Dicky said it's getting late How's about a little kiss? Well, Jane grabbed her ankles and said how about this?
Why don't you smack my bottom (Smack my bottom) Won't you smack my bottom (Smack my bottom) Won't smack my bottom 'till my tiny little heiny glows
Last year at the Easter Feast Loula met a Parish priest She said Father, don't be coy You can dress me up like an altar boy!
And then you smack my bottom (Smack my bottom) You can smack my bottom (Smack my bottom) Won't you smack my bottom 'till my tiny little heiny glows
A billionaire at twenty one He lost it all in last year's crash So now for twenty dollars cash
You can smack his bottom Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com (Smack his bottom) You can smack my bottom (Smack his bottom) You can smack his bottom 'till his tiny little heiny glows
Alright
President is so uptight He's always looking for a fight The only thing he really liked Were those fratboy games on hazing night
He said smack my bottom (Smack my bottom) He said smack my bottom (Smack my bottom) He said smack my bottom 'till my tiny little heiny glows
If you enjoyed our little song Maybe you'd like to sing along If you're feeling in the mood Then grab that whore tramp next to you
And say smack my bottom (Smack my bottom) Say smack my bottom (Smack my bottom) You can smack my bottom till my tiny little heiny glows You can smack my bottom till my tiny little heiny glows You can smack my bottom till my tiny little heiny glows
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