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James On Fire
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The Tale of the Boy Who Shit His Pants
This is a tale of a man who shit his pants Had nothing better to do so he shit his pants
Hey man what'chu doing after school He said 'Man, I'm gonna shit my pants' Yeah, that's what he always said
He had some smelly farts Called them abstract art He spent his days eating nachos And playing Mario Kart
Hey man what'chu doing after this game He said 'Man, I'm gonna shit my pants' Yeah, that's what he always said
I've been to California, Calamari Pasadena, nice to meet ya Kitty litter, mean and bitter Wrap it in a good ol' sweater
Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com I probably should've told ya Florida's gonna bore ya
Drinking from a sippy cup Tell your hipster babe to stop Ripping off Johnny Cash (What?)
I probably should've told ya Florida's gonna bore ya
South park, potato art Meth lab, gotta fart Uncle Jessie, Good ol' Bessie And Mangina too
I probably should've told ya That he's gonna shit his pants 'Cause that's what he always does
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