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Ian Dury( Ian Robins Dury )
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There Ain't Half Been Clever Bastards
Noel Coward was a charmer As a writer he was Brahma Velvet, jackets and pajamas The gay divorcee and other dramas
There ain't half been some clever bastards (Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders) There ain't half been some clever bas-tards
Van Gogh did some eyeball pleasers He must have been a pencil squeezer He didn't do the Mona Lisa That was an Italian geezer
There ain't half been some clever bastards (Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders) There ain't half been some clever bas-tards
Einstein can't be classed as witless He claimed atoms were the littlest When you did a bit of splitting-em-ness Frighten everybody shitless
There ain't half been some clever bastards Probably got help from their mum Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com (Who had help from her mum)
There ain't half been some clever bastards Now that we've had some Let's hope that there's lots more to come
There ain't half been some clever bastards (Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders) There ain't half been some clever bas-tards
Okey-dokey Oh, Segovia Da-laa la-laa da-daa da-lee De dump di dump de dump-dump-diddle li-lee
There ain't half been some clever bastards (Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders) There ain't half been some clever bastards (Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever bastards (Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders) There ain't half been some clever bastards
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