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Jeff Foxworthy( Jeffrey Marshall Foxworthy )
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12 redneck days of christmass
wooh, somebody have done been to the walmart man this is the stuff i got for christmass well you've cleaned up, what you'd get?
5 flannle shirts, 4 big mud tires, 3 shotgun shells, 2 huntin' dogs and some parts to a mustang GT
Mo'fo you got gypted, there's 12 days to christmass i know that, i got it covered, look over in the corner that's your too yeah
12 pack of bud, 11 rastlin' tickets,10 of copenhagen, 9 years probation, 8 table dancers, 7 packs of redmen, 6 cans of spam, 5 flannle shirts, 4 big mud tires, 3 shotgun shells, 2 huntin' dogs and some parts to a mustang GT
man, these ain't normal christmass presents no, they're redneck gifts Redneck gifts? yeah you know like if you by your wife earings that double as fishing lures, or if you can burp the entire chorus of jingle bells, perhaps if you think the nutcracker is something you did off the high dive, or if you have ever misspelled something in christmass lights, or if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for santa claus. Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com what's wrong with that? i didn't say anythng is wrong with that it's hard to beat
12 pack of bud, 11 rastlin' tickets,10 of copenhagen, 9 years probation, 8 table dancers, 7 packs of red man, 6 cans of spam, 5 flannle shirts, 4 big mud tires, 3 shotgun shells, 2 huntin' dogs and some parts to a mustang GT
well you know you can't really consider it a christmass unless you go down to the penatatary and visit your mama your not listening to me, get the car key out of your ear that's where the 9 year probation comes in, i'm going to do it for you again, now listen
12 pack of bud, 11 rastlin' tickets,10 of copenhagen, 9 years probation, 8 table dancers, 7 packs of red man, 6 cans of spam, 5 flannle shirts, 4 big mud tires, 3 shotgun shells, 2 huntin' dogs and some parts to a mustang GT
are you crying no, just my allergies happy holidays everbody.
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